{"id":14154,"date":"2021-05-18T09:10:06","date_gmt":"2021-05-18T09:10:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wordsandimages.battleface.com\/?p=14154"},"modified":"2021-05-25T14:52:57","modified_gmt":"2021-05-25T14:52:57","slug":"seeing-red-on-the-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/seeing-red-on-the-road\/","title":{"rendered":"Six of the most INFURIATING things about travel"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Approx read: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> 3<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">mins<\/span><\/span><h3 id=\"move-aside-meditation-if-you-r\">Move aside meditation. If you really want to reset an overburdened mind, travel.<\/h3>\n<h4 id=\"but-despite-its-near-miraculou\">But despite its near-miraculous powers to relieve stress, awaken your inner child and pile drive you with happy chemicals, travel has a dirty secret: it\u2019s sometimes maddeningly frustrating.<\/h4>\n<p>From airport queues that snake for miles to snoring hostel roommates, there are plenty of little niggles that can ratchet up the stress levels if you\u2019re not prepared for them.<\/p>\n<p>With that in mind, here are six things that routinely leave us seeing red on the road.<\/p>\n<p>Any you can add?<\/p>\n<h4 id=\"airport-security-checks\">Airport security checks<\/h4>\n<p>For obvious reasons, airline security check are a necessary evil. But there\u2019s something about emptying all of your loose change into a grey plastic tray first thing in the morning that makes you want to turn around and go home.<\/p>\n<p>But at least you didn\u2019t forget about the removing-your-headwear requirement like this poor woman. At least she saw the funny side!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wordsandimages.battleface.com\/seeing-red-on-the-road\/screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12-27-01\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-14155\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-14155\" src=\"https:\/\/wordsandimages.battleface.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.27.01.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"727\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.27.01.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.27.01-300x213.png 300w, https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.27.01-768x545.png 768w, https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.27.01-696x494.png 696w, https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.27.01-592x420.png 592w, https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.27.01-100x70.png 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h4 id=\"finding-out-it\u2019s-closed\">Finding out it\u2019s closed<\/h4>\n<p>Spontaneity is a vital component of travel &#8211; but it does have its downsides. Exhibit A: you\u2019ve thrown caution to the wind and set off on a wild adventure to enjoy a popular tourist attraction. As you arrive, however, you\u2019re confronted by a large \u2018closed\u2019 sign.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, these travellers kept their composure. Remember, it\u2019s all about the journey.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/COcGa9OsjsX\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-14156\" src=\"https:\/\/wordsandimages.battleface.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.28.11.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"658\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.28.11.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.28.11-300x193.png 300w, https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.28.11-768x494.png 768w, https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.28.11-696x447.png 696w, https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.28.11-654x420.png 654w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h4 id=\"snoring-dorm-mates\">Snoring dorm mates<\/h4>\n<p>The unwelcome rumble of a dorm mate\u2019s nasal passage is as familiar to most hostel-users as a disappointing \u2018continental\u2019 breakfast and a queue for the showers first thing in the morning.<\/p>\n<p>But never has it been described as hilariously as this traveller\u2019s account of trying to sleep through snoring!<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">A guy at this hostel\u2019s snoring sounds like a pug, drowning in wasps, with a vacuum cleaner nozzle up it\u2019s ass, gargling gravel and pop-rocks, being played through the static of an fm radio on the deck of a haunted ship sailing through a sea of screaming opera singers. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/humblebrag?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#humblebrag<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Ignacio Lopez (@comedylopez) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/comedylopez\/status\/993002494694486016?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 6, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h4 id=\"empty-seat-anticipation\">Empty-seat anticipation<\/h4>\n<p>You\u2019ve settled in for a long-haul and next to you is one of the most coveted prizes in travel: an empty seat! But as other passengers slowly file on, will it last? Or be clutched away at the last moment?<\/p>\n<p>This couple\u2019s hilariously tense wait sums up the feeling perfectly &#8211; although you\u2019ll have to wait for the end to see if they bagged the prize.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BV6QfqfhKLJ\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-14157\" src=\"https:\/\/wordsandimages.battleface.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.29.16.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"496\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.29.16.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.29.16-300x145.png 300w, https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.29.16-768x372.png 768w, https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.29.16-696x337.png 696w, https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.29.16-867x420.png 867w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h4 id=\"speaking-of-which\u2026\">Speaking of which\u2026<\/h4>\n<p>There\u2019s a reason why being surrounded by empty seats on planes and buses is such a bonus. And that reason is passengers like the one below.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously though, is there anything as maddening as having to feel someone\u2019s bare foot press up against your elbow while you\u2019re trying to take in some in-flight entertainment?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/CG0cVSglBnt\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-14158\" src=\"https:\/\/wordsandimages.battleface.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.30.17.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"658\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.30.17.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.30.17-300x193.png 300w, https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.30.17-768x494.png 768w, https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.30.17-696x447.png 696w, https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.30.17-654x420.png 654w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h4 id=\"baggage-carousel-enthusiasts\">Baggage-carousel enthusiasts<\/h4>\n<p>And finally, what article about travel annoyances would be complete without the addition of those overly-enthusiastic people who crowd round the baggage carousel as if it were the the first stop on their travel itinerary?<\/p>\n<p>Take a step back, people, please! Remember, your luggage doesn\u2019t disappear forever if it completes a whole cycle.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/Bj0XV-Qg09E\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-14159\" src=\"https:\/\/wordsandimages.battleface.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.31.29.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"657\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.31.29.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.31.29-300x192.png 300w, https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.31.29-768x493.png 768w, https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.31.29-696x447.png 696w, https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Screenshot-2021-05-17-at-12.31.29-655x420.png 655w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Move aside meditation. If you really want to reset an overburdened mind, travel. But despite its near-miraculous powers to relieve stress, awaken your inner child and pile drive you with happy chemicals, travel has a dirty secret: it\u2019s sometimes maddeningly frustrating. From airport queues that snake for miles to snoring hostel roommates, there are plenty [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14162,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-insurance"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14154"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14163,"href":"https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14154\/revisions\/14163"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14162"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.battleface.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}