Hell on Wheels | Scooter Safety

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By the time you’ve finished reading this article, 3 people will be dead from a motorbike accident. Scooters are lethal weapons.

Sure, Thailand is the most dangerous place in the world on two wheels. But without proper preparation, 2-stroke transport can kill you anywhere. Greece’s relaxed attitude toward boozing before driving earns it the highest death toll for motorcyclists in Europe.  The Dominican Republic and Paraguay top the New World list of fatalities due to inadequate or nonexistent vehicle standards. Togo leads Africa in 2-wheeled fatalities by breaking every rule on the WHO criteria for road safety.

Even in perceived safe regions, the unfamiliar can turn deadly. Despite relatively high road safety laws and standards, Malta’s motorcycle death toll is second in the EU, in part due its UK ‘drive left’ hangover.

Booze

Ya gotta have a beer with lunch, right? If you’re on a scooter, skip the hooch, but be prepared for plenty of riders who don’t. According to the WHO, most of the world has inadequate drink driving laws.

It’s a rental.

How many people have treated your transport thusly before you? Expect ramshackle machines maintained to the barest minimum of standards. Check your bike over thoroughly.

Helmet hair

Wear your safety gear! Even in countries that don’t require a helmet. You may look beautiful with your hair flowing in the breeze, but faceplanting at speed doesn’t leave a pretty corpse.

Riding skills

Do you ride bikes at home? If you’re not confident enough to ride a motorcycle in your home country, where you understand the traffic laws, geography, and road culture, what makes you thing doing it in a foreign country on the wrong side of the road is a good idea? How about riding with a passenger? Has your passenger ever ridden pillion? Brush up on your motorbike safety before you head out.

Roads

What are the road conditions like? How many potholes per k? What are the roads made of? How will weather affect the roads? Check the weather and road conditions beforehand.

Road rage

Learn the traffic laws (and the ways locals break them) Which way the traffic goes, for starters. Is the driving culture patient, courteous, gracious? Probably not. Rude rudeness differs region to region. Chat up a local for the street skinny.

How dangerous is your next destination? Click on the infographic below to find out.

Sarah is a blogger, writer and amateur palaeontologist from New Orleans. When not writing or digging dinosaurs, she teaches English.